My Life According to Facebook

I had nothing to blog about - if you can believe it, so my sister suggested that I blog about my Facebook status updates. So, here we go, this is kind of long so read, or skim over it, whichever you have time or the interest for. This is a list of my status updates thus far in 2009 in reverse chronological order. I'm sure you all know how this works - put "Louise" in front of each sentence.

• can't comprehend how Fabricland can more than DOUBLE the price of their flannel in 6 months, when Marshall's only went up by about 20%!!! appalling!
• has a pretty boring life right now - which is a bit surprising. No idea what to even blog about.
• needs to kick this grumpiness in the butt. Going on three days now!!
• has been inspired by DJ and is going for her first jog of the year!!
• changed her name.
• is trying not to be judgemental of her neighbor (subsidized housing) who drives a brand new Durango.
• thinks Polly has a death wish.
• is a (not on purpose) plant killer
• has a one year old, a 2 year old and a 3 year old. whew!
• does NOT have the new Facebook yet like everyone else
• gets ridiculously excited about fabric, and patterns, and sewing gadjets
• is going to buy a snow shovel today *grumble grumble*
• is getting business up and running again.
• doesn't give apologies to people that demand it.
• ‘s heart is thawing out
• made a pretty ridiculous and expensive finacial error. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *epcor i hate you*
• is mildly overhwhelmed with the contents of her mailbox today.
• hopes Keira is wrong. She says there is a ghost upstairs
• really hopes the base to the blender is NOT in the LAST box she unpacks. grr. where did it go??? *fruitshake i miss you*
• feels like poo today and is having a hard time thinking of a positive status update in relation to her crazy life
• is suffering from a very painful ear infection at 4:45am. *ouch ouch ouch*
• is super annoyed by people that use their status updates to get attention. grrrr.
• was up 12 times between 10pm-3am. Thanks kids!
• + Anika + headcold = a very cranky duo!
• drives a van with duct tape holding it together. iy yi yi.
• is going to clean and give the keys back!!
• is about to put a picture frame collage on her wall and thinks it should have come with a template!!
• is sick and tired of sick and tired kids.
• just spend over an hour on the phone with an un-friendly Sony Tech support guy and he didn't fix it!!!
• has some friends that are definately 'keepers'
• breaks the rules - unintentionally – oops
• is going to pretend she knows what she's doing and go out to the hardware store to get stuff to insall the washer and dryer
• looks a bit like Dolly Parton today - but hey, 9 consecutive hours of sleep was worth it!
• gets the keys to her new place tomorrow!!
• is getting buried in boxes, rubbermaid tubs and piles of laundry!!
• need a few available men....to help her move on Sat...anyone????
• got a new Blackberry Curve oooOOOOOoooo
• can't believe she is actually throwing a Dora themed party today for Miss Anika
• thinks people should show love their significant others all year 'round, not just on Valentines Day
• 's design wheels are turning. Looks like she'll be pulling out the paper, felts and measuring tape tonight instead of cleaning!
• is not STILL wearing fishnets. She just hasn't had a chance to change her status update.
• is wearing fishnets....eeek!
• is about to be attacked by Britt's scissors....and.....*exhale
• is procrastinating
• is languorous
• is reading a book that is going to solve all her problems
• has just about lost her mind
• is bored of burgundy. Everyone on MSN uses burgundy font. B-O-R-I-N-G
• is still waiting for a cleaning fairy
• is looking for someone to come clean her house. She'll pay. Anyone interested?
• wants to know if there is anyone in putting in a Tupperware order this week!! PLEASE???
• sat beside someone at church today that smelled like black licorise. ew.
• is going to make yummy nachos with an insane amount of veggies and melted cheese....mmmmm
• is debating if she should pay rent on the 1st?
• is divulging the secret to perfectly toasted pancakes - extra virgin olive oil (organic of course).
• is a horrible monster - apparently.
• would really REALLY like to go to bed
• is going to watch 'House' again. cant....stop....watching
• is cleaning four off the floor, cupboards and children (without a bathtub!!)
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• is in the middle of an organized mess
• is making whole wheat playdoh HAHAHA
• is a little more scared of spiders than she thought!
• admits to only eating the cheese out of the cheese and crackers Handi-Snacks
• cheated on her Kitchen Aid food processor with a Henkels knife!
• is thinking about "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows, everything...." - hey Britt, how do you like this status?
• pulled an all nighter - not by choice
• is being bombarded by a bunch of sicknessess - tonsilitis, ear infection, chest colds, bronciolitis...what next? - please say sleep!
• is Facebooking on a brand new laptop and its HUGE compared to the micro computer I was using!
• does NOT put unpicking machine embroidery on her top 5 list of things to do on a Thursday night!
• is going to the chiropracter and then coming home and watching her house clean itself
• needs a little rhinoplasty so she can have a nose like Fergie.
• was going to go to bed at 9pm, but Traver had other plans. grrrr.
• wishes she had a miracle cure for her 3 miserable sickies
• just woke up from a THREE AND A HALF HOUR NAP??????????
• has a new blog (jacksondailyzoo.blogspot.com) and wants to read yours. What's your blog address?
• kind of sort of wishes the antibiotics didn't kick in so quickly - Keira is FEELING BETTER
• is moving again
• is eating hotdogs dipped in mustard and manzanilla olives. can you say bad breath?? Haha
• 's morning shower was cut short by the hungry looking spider eyeballing her. EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• is going to knit in the round - whatever *that* means?
• is using a teensy tiny laptop because hers got toasted. Hopefully the new one gets here soon!
• has too many hobbies
• now knows what 7 consecutive hours of sleep feels like
• just peeled 50+ Dora Stickers off the toilet. Anika must have misunderstood "potty stickers"
• really misses having a bathtub somedays - ie: when her kids eat blueberries for breakfast